It's been almost a month and I've seen no princes whatsoever. They told me that I would see him on the 18th of March, but it's already APRIL. What? What happened to your dear prince, huh? Did he get scared and run away?
Hmp. That bluff. I knew he wouldn't show up. He probably saw me from a far and felt unworthy because I am too beautiful for him. This is Vulcan, after all. The land of the ugly. And he's supposed to be the prince of this land.
Really, father. Why are you punishing me like this? Can't I just marry some poor gigolo and actually make someone happy?? I don't want to rule over this hideous land of the uglies... I want to rule over my beautiful planet. I don't want to hand it over to Ralph. He doesn't like being a prince anyway. Trust me, he told me himself.
Right, Ralph? Right.
Sooo get me the fuck out of here!!!
I do like being a prince.
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