which is technically 15 days in venus

I'm not afraid of anything else other than spiders. I don't even have a traumatic experience with a spider... the closest I got was about 2 meters or something. An enormous spider lives somewhere in our castle, and I happened to stumble into the garden where they kept it. It had eight horrible-looking hair-filled legs! Venus' bloody vagina! It was the most terrible day of the entirety of my 15 years of existence.