Happy time in Vulcan and Mercury

We're in Venus right now, but I'll be blogging about what happened in Vulcan and Mercury.

I spent my days in Vulcan wearing nice clothes, jewelry and looking after my pet fish. I was very happy this summer break and I am beginning to love everything about Vulcan. Draconians are so nice...so nice to a fault! They even let me spank their hems! 8-D

So in Mercury, during Candy's wedding, the Venusians were seated far far away from everyone else. But I was very near to the sun so I was very high and full of energy and contented and shit. BUT THEN, I saw this:

Candy Apple Gai Ceika was holding a BOUQUET of flowers! How dare the fool? So I went up to her and caused a commotion. But it was all under control.
Oh yeah, I stole Nigel's phone and searched through his pictures, looking for something scandalous or sexy... but I found this...

 Which explains why I'm all green in this blog, by the way. Is this how we look like through human gizzards?